The Sound Gallery

Sounds are in WAV format, and can be played by the Windows Media Player or Winamp.

2001: A Space Odyessy(3) · The A-Team(1) · Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(2) · Airplane!(1) · Aliens(1) · Animaciacs(2) · Apollo 13(1) · Army of Darkness(1) · Babylon 5(1) · Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure(1) · Black Adder(1) · Blade Runner(1) · The Blues Brothers(1) · The Breakfast Club(1) · Bull Durham(1) · Caddy Shack(1) · Casablanca(1) · Close Encounters of the Third Kind(1) · Clueless(1) · Conan the Barbarian(4) · Cool Hand Luke(2) · The Day the Earth Stood Still(1) · Dazed and Confused(2) · Dr. No(1) · Doctor Strangelove(3) · Fast Times at Ridgemont High(1) · A Few Good Men(1) · Fletch(1) · Forrest Gump(2) · Full Metal Jacket(2) · Ghostbusters(1) · The Godfather(3) · Gone with the Wind(1) · The Good, the Bad and the Ugly(1) · Good Morning Vietnam(1) · Highlander(2) · The Hunt for Red October(1) · Independence Day(1) · Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade(2) · The Jerk(2) · Jurassic Park(1) · Knight Rider(1) · Midnight Run(1) · The Princess Bride(4) · Pulp Fiction(5) · The Road Warrior(1) · The Right Stuff(1) · Search for the Holy Grail(4) · Seinfeld(2) · The Shining(1) · Silence of the Lambs(1) · The Simpsons(21) · Sixteen Candles(1) · Speed(1) · Spinal Tap(6) · So I Married an Axe Murderer(3) · Spaceballs(1) · Star Trek(15) · Star Wars(19) · Sudden Impact(2) · The Terminator(2) · Tombstone(1) · Tron(1) · The Twilight Zone(1) · Unforgiven(1) · Vacation(2) · Wayne's World(1) · The Wizard of Oz(1) · The X-Files(2) · Young Frankenstein(1) · Other Sounds(8)

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Windows Event Sounds (zipped .wav files)

• Startup sound
• All other sounds

2001: A Space Odyessy

• David Bowman: My God, its full of stars!
• HAL 9000: Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?
• HAL 9000: We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error

The A-Team

• Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus: Shut up, fool!

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

• Ace Ventura: All righty then
• Ace Ventura: Damn I'm good...

Airplane!

• Ted Striker: Shurely you can't be serious Pilot: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley
• McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

Aliens

• Private Hudson lanemts that its Game over, man...!

Animaniacs

• Wacko Warner: Goodnight everybody!
• Wacko Warner: The I am the very model of a cartoon individual... song

Apollo 13

• Jim Lovell: Houston we have a problem

Army of Darkness

• Ashley J. Williams: Well hello Mister Fancypants

Babylon 5

• Season 4 Introduction...

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

• Ted "Theodore" Logan: Bill, strange things are afoot at the Circle K

Black Adder

• Baldrick learns how to count some beans...

Blade Runner

• Roy Batty: I've seen things you people wouldn't belive...

The Blues Brothers

• Joliet Jake and Elwood want Four fried chickens and dry white toast...

The Breakfast Club

• Principal Richard Vernon: If I have to come back here again, I'm cracking skulls!

Bull Durham

• Crash Davis explains how Strikeouts are fascist...

Caddy Shack

• Ty Webb: Do you take drugs, Danny? (Every Day) Good

Casablanca

• Rick Blaine: Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

• Those five notes

Clueless

• Cher Horowitz: It all boiled down to one inevetiable conclusion: I was just totally clueless

Conan the Barbarian

• Conan impersonates Ghengis Khan...
• Conan's Prayer to Crom...
• Wizard's intro: Between the times when the oceans drank Atlantis...
• Thulsa Doom: What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?

Cool Hand Luke

• The Captain explains how What we're got here is a failure to communicate...
• Luke Jackson wishes that the warden would stop being so good to him...

The Day the Earth Stood Still

• Klaatu: Klaatu Barrada Nikto

Dazed and Confused

• Wooderson: Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packing here...
• Wooderson: That's what I like about these high school girls...

Dr. No

• Agent 007: Bond, James Bond

Doctor Strangelove

• General Jack D. Ripper is worried about his Bodily fluids...
• Major Kong's ride...
• President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is a war room!

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

• Mr. Hand: What are you people, on dope?

A Few Good Men

• Colnel Nathan R. Jessep: ...You can't handle the truth!

Fletch

• Fletch: Give each other twenty dollars, okay? Put it on Underhill, Tierra del Fuego

Forrest Gump

• Drill Sergeant Questions Private Gump...
• Forrest Gump: Hello, my name's Forrest, Forrest Gump.

Full Metal Jacket

• GySgt. Hartman: What is your major malfunction...
• GySgt. Hartman: You had best...

Ghostbusters

• Dr. Egon Spengler warns Don't cross the streams...

The Godfather

• Tessio: Tom can you get me off the hook, for old times sake?...
• Vito Corleone: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse

Gone with the Wind

• Rhett Butler: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

• Theme Music

Good Morning Vietnam

• Adrian Cronauer: Good morning Vietnam!

Highlander

• Connor MacLeod: There can be only one
• Juan Sanchez Villa Lobos Ramirez: From the Dawn of Time, we came...

The Hunt for Red October

• Captain Bart Mancuso: The hard part about playing chicken is knowing when to flinch

Independence Day

• Captain Steven Hiller wonders ...What's that smell?

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

• Indiana Jones tells his father I told you, don't call me Junior
• Doctor Jones suddenly remembers his Charlemagne...

The Jerk

• Navin R. Johnson explains how It was never easy for me...
• Navin R. Johnson just needs his thermos...

Jurassic Park

• T-Rex: Roar

Knight Rider

• Michael Long: What's all this? Looks like Dath Vader's Bathroom

Midnight Run

• Jonathan Mardukas and Jack Walsh discuss If I was your accountant...

The Princess Bride

• Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means
• Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, preapre to die
• Vizzini explains One of the classic blunders...
• Vizzini compares himself to Plato, Socrates...

Pulp Fiction

• Jules Winnfield: Do you mind if I have a some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
• Jules Winnfield: Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
• Marsellus Wallace tells how he's ...Gonna get medieval
• Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield discuss the proper way to wash and dry bloody hands...
• Winston Wolf says ...Pretty please with sugar on top

The Right Stuff

• Hotdog ponders: Who was the best pilot I ever saw...

The Road Warrior

• Gyrocaptain's preface...

Search for the Holy Grail

• The Baron tries to get the guards to Stay here...
• The Black Knight tells King Arthur None shall pass
• King Arthur is asked: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
• Sir Lancelot: We do have the Holy Hand Grenade

Seinfeld

• Jerry Seinfeld: Oh, I know the chunky that ate these Chunkies: Newman!
• Cosmo Kramer: Oh, I'm looking right at you, big daddy!

The Shining

• Jack Torrance kindly remins his wife not to interrupt his work...

Silence of the Lambs

• Hannibal Lecter warns how A census taker tried to test me once...

The Simpsons

• Apu Nahasapeemapetilon sings Who needs the Quiki Mart...
• Chief Clancy Wiggim tells a crowd show's over...
• Homer Simpson: 32 Dohs
• Homer Simpson: A collection of 43 mmm phrases
• Homer Simpson: mmm 64 Slices of American Cheese
• Homer Simpson: mmm Beer
• Homer Simpson: Ah! boogie man!
• Homer Simpson: Boring
• Homer Simpson sings Queen's I am the champion...
• Homer Simpson asks Lisa to be quiet because I can't hear myself think...
• Homer Simpson sings about his Nacho hat...
• Homer Simpson yells the last line of Planet of the Apes...
• Homer Simpson gets told to Slow down Homer...
• Homer Simpson doesn't know ...how to get the Wizard Key
• Homer Simpson brags how he's so S-M-R-T...
• Homer Simpson tells Moe That team sure did suck last night...
• Homer Simpson: Woohoo!
• Homer Simpson sings Yumm yummy yummy...
• Lisa Simpson: I am the lizard queen
• Ranier Wolfcastle as McBain: But Captain I have proof he's part of an international drug cartel
• Ranier Wolfcastle as McBain: Ice to see you
• Nelson Muntz: Ha ha!

Sixteen Candles

• Long Duk Dong: What's happening, hot stuff?

So I Married an Axe Murderer

• Charlie Mackenzie: I ordered the large...
• Charlie Mackenzie: This poem sucks...
• Stuart Mackenzie discusses the younger childs' large head...

Spaceballs

• Dark Helmet: Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb

Speed

• Howard Payne: Pop quiz hotshot

Spinal Tap

• David St. Hubbins tells of the problems with the Stonhenge prop...
• Derek Smalls contemplates how the band members are like poets...
• The band discusses how much blacker could it be?
• Nigel Tufnel explains how the band's amps go to eleven...
• Nigel Tufnel: So its, its a complete catastrophe
• Nigel Tufnel explains his guitar's sustain...

Star Trek

• Computer: Authorization denied
• Doctor Leonard McCoy: Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!
• Doctor Leonard McCoy: He's dead, Jim Captain Kirk: But that's impossible!
• Docotr Leonard McCoy: Now just a minute, Captain Sir...
• EMH: Please state the nature of the medical emergency
• Guardian: I am the Guardian of Forever
• Jean Luc Piccard: On screen
• Jean Luc Piccard: So, Five Card Stud, nothing wild, and the sky's the limit
• Q talks to Jean Luc Piccard...
• Q: Mon captain, I thought you'ld never get here
• Spock: Fascinating
• Worf: Are you afraid of me, or just disgusted by my presence?
• Worf: At the first sign of betrayal I will kill him, but I promise to return the body intact
• Worf: Assimilate this!
• Worf: Incoming message

Star Wars

• Admiral Motti: This station is now the ultimate power in the universe, I suggest we use it
• C3-PO: Don't get technical with me
• Darth Maul's Fear is my ally speech
• Darth Sidious: Wipe them out, all of them
• Darth Vader's breathing sounds
• Darth Vader: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed
• Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing
• Darth Vader: The Force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet!
• Emperor Palpatine: Welcome young Skywalker, I have been expecting you
• Han Solo explains how Everything's okay, situation normal...
• Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at you side, kid
• Han Solo: I got a bad feeling about this
• Han Solo: Watch your mouth kid, or you're gonna find yourself floating home
• Jabba the Hutt's laugh
• Luke Skywalker: But I was coing to Tashi station to pick up some power converters
• Luke Skywalker: What a piece of junk!
• Obi-Wan Kenobi remarks that Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time...
• Obi-Wan Kenobi: You cannot escape your destiny
• TIE fighter flyby sound

Sudden Impact

• Harry Callahan: Go ahead, make my day
• Harry Callahan asks a punk Do you feel lucky...

The Terminator

• Terminator: I'll be back
• Terminator: No problemo

Tombstone

• Doc Holiday: I'm your huckleberry

Tron

• Computer: End of Line

The Twilight Zone

• Rod Sterling's Introduction to The Twilight Zone...

Unforgiven

• William Munny: I've killed women and children...

Vacation

• Clark W. Griswold says Zippidy doo dah...
• Marty Moose's Closed for two weeks announcement...

Wayne's World

• Garth Algar explain's how We fear change...

The Wizard of Oz

• Dorothy Gale: Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore

The X-Files

• Cigarette Smoking Man: The fiercest enemy is the man who has nothing left to lose.
• Man In Black (Jesse Ventura) dismisses the notion of Seeing is Believing...

Young Frankenstein

• Dr. Frankenstein revels It's alive...

Other Sounds

• Game show host: Good morning and yes you've won a fablous eight hour day chained to this machine!
• My answering machine message...
• Elmer Fudd: There's something screwy going on here
• The orginal We don't need no stinking badges...
• Barney walks onto a Doom level...
• Where's the beef?
• Intel Sound
• An effective instance of asking ...Do we understand each other?

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